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Me to my blonde girlfriend: What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Her: English and American.

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‘Somebody complimented me on my driving today,’ said one blonde to her friend.
‘Really?’
‘Well actually it was on my parking.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, they left a little note on my windscreen. It said “Parking fine.”

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A blonde stood on the streets of new york city with a surf board...
She just wanted to catch the highest of the heat waves!

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A blonde was watching the news with a friend...
The headline read “10 Brazilians injured in explosion.”
The blonde asked their friend, “How many is a Brazilian again?”

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A blonde singer on our cruise ship seemed to be skipping one note in every song.
She told us she was scared of getting lost at C.

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What’s the similarity of a tornado and a blonde? They start with suскing and blowing, then they take your house
Sorry for formating

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Can we please stop the blonde jokes? They’re sтuрid, offensive and don’t contribute anything of value.
Just like blonde people.

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A blonde girl met a nice guy at her father's funeral
They hit it off immediately. Obviously, she was too grief stricken to make a move then.
A few days later, she asked around but was unable to reach him.
So, a week later, she killed her mom.

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How do blonde jokes end?
Trick question... they never do.

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[Blonde] Why don’t Blondes use vibrators?
The always chip their teeth.

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A blonde girl is in the woods...
She realizes she is lost and tries to make a fire. She fails and lies on the ground in defeat, crying.
But then her husband walks outside and tells her to come back inside.

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Where's the only place that blonde girls can have dark hair?
Between their teeth.

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What's the positive thing about being a blonde?
You can't get a brain tumor.

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How do you tell a blonde from a brunette in the dark?
Just call out "can you hear me?" and listen for the reply "no, its too dark in here!"

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Two blonde girl goes to a bar.
The bartender asks:
'Are you sisters?'
The two blonde says:
'No, we aren't even catholics.'

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Blonde girl was staring at a bottle of juice...
Because the label said "concentrate."

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A blonde walked into a bar. Another blonde walked into that same bar.
The brunette ducked.

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When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian.
It's a tall blonde.

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