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A very attractive blonde girl is changing in her room when she notices a man outside her window...
**Her** - What are you doing?!?
**Him** - Uhhhh... I came here for a peek at you.
**Her** - ОМG WHERE! Pikachu is my favorite!

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How to sink a submarine with a blonde on board?
Just knock. She will open it.

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Another Old Blonde Joke
A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down?
A brunette with bad breath.

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A blonde girl is eating an ice-cream
Her friend tells her :
"You have ice-cream on your cheek".
The blonde girl starts to rub her left cheek. "No the other way".
She puts a finger in her mouth and rubs. "Hij it gonhe ?"
(sorry, it's more a visual joke)

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