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Why do elephants wear green shoes?
So they can sneak across pool tables.
Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?
Works, doesn't it?

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I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear...
The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."

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How come no one cares about Dumbo?
Because he is ear elephant

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What do you do when you're on Safari and all of a sudden come across an Elephant?
Very gently,
Wipe it off

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Newly the elephant has been diagnosed with the Corona virus...
When asked where she caught it from...
"TRUMP,TRUMP,TRUMP," she replied

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My girlfriend haa been gaining a lot of weight so I sat her down
And said we need to talk about the elephant in the room

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What do you get when you put an angry elephant in a camp ground?
A trample tentrum.

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What do u get when a rhino and a Elephant crosses by
Helifino

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An elephant is sitting in the sauna with a bunch of guys...
The elephant takes a look around and asks:
“How do you guys eat with those?”

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An elephant fell into the swimming poll, how will it come out?
Wet

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Did you know that an elephant can carry up to nearly 20,000 pounds?
I wish I had that kind of money on me.

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An elephant meets a nакеd men at the lake
"What? This is what you drink with???"

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Have you ever seen a Tesla elephant?
It has Elong Tusks

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What Do Elephant And Tomato Have In Common
What elephant and tomato have in common is that they're both red, except the elephant.

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What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant?
- I don't know, What ?
- They both start With the letter G.
- What? That makes no sense??
- The elephant's name is Greg

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How can you tell an elephant is on its period?
There's a quarter on your night stand and your mattress pad is missing.

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