Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place”
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”
Раddy goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn’t fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and closes the deal.
On his way home, Раddy puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street nакеd. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on… everyone is nакеd! “Cool!”
As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife, Sarah, but can’t find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and one of his colleagues, nакеd in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still nакеd. He puts them back on, and they are still nакеd.
Paddy then says, “Dамn, I just paid fifty bucks for these, and they’re already broken!”