Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
Раddy goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn’t fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and closes the deal.
On his way home, Раddy puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street nакеd. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on… everyone is nакеd! “Cool!”
As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife, Sarah, but can’t find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and one of his colleagues, nакеd in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still nакеd. He puts them back on, and they are still nакеd.
Paddy then says, “Dамn, I just paid fifty bucks for these, and they’re already broken!”
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said,
"We have reached Canada." The others asked,
"How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said,
"We have reached the USA." The rest asked,
"How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said,
"We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked,
"How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."