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Hummingbirds are just regular birds who can't remember the lyrics.

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S. H. I. T = Super. Hero. In. Training

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Sometimes I like to lay in a bathtub full of jello and pretend I'm an unborn fetus.

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Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

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Men are like babies... when they get cranky, just shove a niррlе in their mouth!

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Guy 1: Do society a favor. Кill yourself.
Guy 2: Show me how it's done first.

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Everyone is entitled to my opinion

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You squeeze it, rub it up and down, thick white stuff comes out, it's a tube of toothpaste.

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Failure is the pillar of another successful failure..

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If skinny people go skinny dipping. Do fат people go chunky dunking?

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How come the glue dosent stick to the inside of the bottle?

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My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your f*cking house to the ground.

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School starts with "s" and so does slavery.
Coincidence? I think not.

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There's a young man at the bar frustrated. Him and his wife got into a fight and she kicked him out. He see's an old man at the bar happy as ever, but notices a ring on his finger. He asks " How long have you been married?" Old man says "65 years, and im still happy as ever"
"How?" Asks the young man. The old man then says " Well one day my wife and I way back were walking with our donkey to go get some water from the well. On our way back the donkey falls and spills some water. I said "Donkey thats one." It falls again later and I said "Now dаммiт thats two!" It falls yet again and spills all the water. So I pulled out my gun and shot it in the heard and killed it. My wife then yelled " Now why in the hеll did you do that?!" I looked at her and said "Woman now thats one".

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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a соndом company

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Lips that touch liquor, touch other lips quicker.

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Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

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