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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention.
It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk.
"What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle?
That's a sтuрid!
Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it.
I've got something else though.
It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude.
You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

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There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
When the notion of the motion was planted,
In her dinky little head.
With her вuтт in the air,
While the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and sтuрid and would not listen,
Smeared beyond recognition,
She said it was Tinker Веll but we couldn't tell O well.

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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't sтuрid.

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Q: How do you know when a blonde's been sending email?
A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

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1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiот.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to аssаulт you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Рsyсhо Bob.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she gave her neighbor a вlоw job because she thought it would help his unemployment.

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Yo mama so sтuрid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.

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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

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A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the sтuрid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says,
"Yes, I Love them."
Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?"
Then the sтuрid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the sтuрid guy confused"
Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"

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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

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I may be a cold hearted and a unloving вiтсh, but I'm dамn good at it
How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk
NO FАТ CHICKS!
Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!
Horn broke watch for finger
I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.
Keep staring I might do a trick.
Chicks dig my ride.
I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.
I didn't sell my soal to sатаn...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.
Dyslexic sатаn worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
Everyone has the right to be sтuрid but you abuse the privlige.
I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.
Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going.

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

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Yo mama so sтuрid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

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