My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. - Снощи приятелката ми облече полицейска униформа и каза, че съм арестуван по подозрение, че се ч*укам прекалено добре. След няколко минути тя ме пусна, като каза, че подозренията не са се... Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said "You're being charged With being good in bed." 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. A feleségem tegnap éjjel rendőrnőnek öltözött, és kacéran így szólt. - Uram, maga le van tartóztatva! - De miért? - kérdeztem. - Azt hallottam, hogy túl jó az ágyban - kuncogott. Aztán 3 perc múlva...
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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. - Снощи приятелката ми облече полицейска униформа и каза, че съм арестуван по подозрение, че се ч*укам прекалено добре. След няколко минути тя ме пусна, като каза, че подозренията не са се... Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said "You're being charged With being good in bed." 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. A feleségem tegnap éjjel rendőrnőnek öltözött, és kacéran így szólt. - Uram, maga le van tartóztatva! - De miért? - kérdeztem. - Azt hallottam, hogy túl jó az ágyban - kuncogott. Aztán 3 perc múlva...