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Лекар към пациент: Urologe zum Patienten: „Ich werde Sie jetzt rektal untersuchen und möchte Sie darüber aufklären, dass es dabei meist zu einer spontanen Erektion kommt. Das ist völlig normal und nicht weiter... “Don’t worry, getting an erection at this stage of the process is perfectly typical,” my doctor advised as he prepared me for the colonoscopy exam procedure. “I don’t have an erection,” I... Un gars consulte un médecin pour des problèmes de prostate. Le médecin lui annonce qu’il va devoir lui faire un  toucher rectal, et lui demande de baisser son pantalon et son slip. Puis, il lui... My doctor says it's common to get an erection during a prostate exam I never do, but he does. During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an erection. When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.
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На гинеколог Gynecological Echo Σαραντάρα - Охо-о-о - каза гинекологът. Un gynécologue examine une patiente et lui dit : C'est une femme qui consulte son gynéco: - Docteur, mon mari me dit que mon sexe est trop grand, enfin trop large quoi... - Déshabillez-vous, je vais vous donner mon avis. La femme se déshabille et se met sur la table d'auscultation. Et là le docteur crie: - Quelle chatte immense!! Quelle chatte... Aquela senhora tinha uma vagina enorme e sempre se sentia constrangida quando tinha de ir ao ginecologista, por isso resolveu mudar de médico. — Pode tirar a roupa e deitar-se ali — disse o novo... A woman goes to her gynecologist. He examines her and says, "What a hole! What a hole!" And she says "You didn't have to say it twice!" And he says "I didn't, it was an echo." Una signora va dal ginecologo Ginecologo: "Ok signora, ora apre le gambe" Dopo averle aperte il ginecologo le fa: "Vedo che lei ha una vagina molto grande.. Vedo che lei ha una vagina molto grande"... - Ojojoj (powiedział ginekolog) - Ojojoj jojoj jojoj (odpowiedziało echo)
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