Do you speak english?
Interviewer:
Αχμέτ Χουσεϊν
Temel Amerika'ya gelir uçaktan iner pasaport olayı filan falan
- Do you speak English?
Reporter: "Excuse me
— Qual o seu nome?
"Name?"
Neulich bei der Einwanderungsbehörde:
No balcão da Alfandega: Seu nome ? Abu Abdalah Sarafi. Sexo? Quatro vezes por semana. Não
- Name? - Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri. - Sex? - Four times a week - No
En man som är dålig på engelska kommer in på en arbetsförmedling i Holland för att söka jobb! - Name - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No
Q: Your name please? A: Abdul Aziz Q: Sex? A: Yes. Two times every week. Q: No no. I mean
An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al Rahzib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
Q: Naam? A: Abdul Asis Q: Sexe? A: Ja iedere week 2 keer. Q: Nee
En la oficina árabe le atienden por teléfono: - ¿Me dice su nombre
All’Ufficio Immigrazioni: – Nome? – Mhoamhed. – Sesso? – 5 volte alla settimana. – Ma non in quel senso: maschio o femmina? – No importa
Chiedono a Gheddafi: "ciao
- NAME? - Muhjmatil Ahmed. - SEX? - Three times a week! - NO
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sеx?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy соw!
- Соw, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.