Um velhinho de 75 anos, voltando da viagem de lua-de-mel, encontra um amigo que lhe pergunta: - Então, como foi a lua-de-mel??? - Ótima!!! - responde o velhinho. O amigo insiste: - E o sexo, como foi??? - Fizemos quase todos os dias!!! - Como assim, quase todos os dias??? - É isso mesmo:... Neulich im Park bei Windstärke drei. Treffen sich zwei Achtzigjährige: "Na, wie gehts denn so?" "Fantastisch, ich hab eine neue Freundin!" "Sag bloß." "Sie ist dreiundzwanzig, nächste Woche fahren wir zusammen in Urlaub." "Hui, wünsche viel Vergnügen, erzählst mir dann wie's war?" Zurück aus dem... A seventy-six-year-old man married a woman less than half his age and took her off on honeymoon to the Caribbean. When he returned home, his sister asked him how it had gone. "Oh, it was wonderful," he said, "We made love almost every night." "That's quite a feat at your age," said the sister.... C'est gardien de nuit de 75 ans. Durant toute sa vie, il a exercé ce métier, et du coup, il n'a jamais pu rencontrer de femme avec qui il aurait pu se marier. Mais tout arrive à point à qui sait... A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back,... Een paar mannen zitten bij de toog op te scheppen over hoeveel keer per week ze seks hebben. Zegt de eerste: "Ik heb alle vrijdagen seks." De tweede zegt: "Huh, ik heb heel het weekend seks."... "Ik ken een oude man di het nog bijna elke dag doet. Maandag bijna, dinsdag bijna, woensdag bijna, ..." Sešdesmitgadīgs vecis apprec divdesmitgadīgu skuķi. Kolēģi apvaicājas: - Nu,kā ar seksu? - Lieliski!Gandrīz katru dienu! - Tavos gados? - Jā,gandrīz pirmdien,gandrīz otrdien,gandrīz trešdien... Un tip de 60 ani s-a căsătorit cu o tipă de 20. Colegii de lucru îl întreabă: - Cum stai cu sexul? - Aproape în fiecare zi. Aproape luni, aproape marţi, aproape miercuri...