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O médico liga para o paciente. — Alfredo
Doktor
O cara liga pro seu médico e pergunta: — E aí doutor
Um médico liga para seu paciente e fala: — Tenho duas notícias para dizer:uma boa e uma ruim! — Por favor diga a boa notícia primeiro! — A boa notícia é que você tem 24 horas de vida. — E a ruim ?...
Doktor telaşla hastasını aramış; size bir kötü bir de çok kötü bir haberim var
Un patient va voir son médecin
A man is surprised to receives a call from his doctor. The doctor says
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says
This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Dzwoni lekarz rodzinny do pacjenta: - Wie Pan
- Και...
- Ασχημα νέα, κύριε Πάπαδόπουλε. Έχετε μόνο 24 ώρες ζωής.
- Αχ όχι, δεν είναι δυνατόν!
- Κι όμως! Υπάρχουν και χειρότερα...
- Τι, γιατρέ μου;
- Σας ψάχνω από χθες.