24 ώρες
O médico liga para o paciente. — Alfredo
Doktor
O cara liga pro seu médico e pergunta: — E aí doutor
Um médico liga para seu paciente e fala: — Tenho duas notícias para dizer:uma boa e uma ruim! — Por favor diga a boa notícia primeiro! — A boa notícia é que você tem 24 horas de vida. — E a ruim ?...
Doktor telaşla hastasını aramış; size bir kötü bir de çok kötü bir haberim var
Un patient va voir son médecin
A man is surprised to receives a call from his doctor. The doctor says
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says
This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Dzwoni lekarz rodzinny do pacjenta: - Wie Pan
ΑΣΘΕΝΗΣ: Τι έγινε γιατρέ οι εξετάσεις τι έδειξαν;
ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ: Κοιτάξτε, τα αποτελέσματα βγήκαν και υπάρχουν δύο ειδών νέα. Τα άσχημα και τα πολύ άσχημα . Ποιά θέλετε να ακούσετε πρώτα;
ΑΣΘΕΝΗΣ: Τα άσχημα...
ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ: Οι εξετάσεις έδειξαν ότι σε 24 ώρες θα πεθάνετε.
Ασθενησ: #*%$###! ...
ΑΣΘΕΝΗΣ: Μα καλά και τα πολύ άσχημα ποιά είναι ;
ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ: Σε ψάχνω από χθες να σε βρω!