An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." *** РООF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** РООF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old womans cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** РООF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet youre sorry you had me neutered."
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** РООF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** РООF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old womans cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** РООF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet youre sorry you had me neutered."