По риба
Зима. Студ! Виелица! 5 часа сутринта!
Мъж става в 04:
Един запален по риболова мъж всяка сутрин става и излиза от къщата си в 4.
В събота
Samstagmorgen bin ich sehr früh aufgestanden!
Am frühen Morgen geht ein Mann auf die Jagd. Im Wald angekommen
Жена и мъж си лежат в леглото една нощ
Пошел мужик на рыбалку зимой. Вышел из дома — кругом пурга
Έξι τα ξημερώματα
One man's hobby was fishing
Das Wetter ist regnerisch und es ist nasskalt
O sujeito estava pescando na lagoa
Sábado
Zaterdagochtend
Een man staat 's morgens geruisloos op
Lördag morgon gick jag upp tidigt
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager
Nuestro amigo Cornelio es un hombre que le gusta cuidar su figura y estado físico
När jag kom hem i går begärde min fru att jag skulle ta henne till ett dyrt ställe. Jag tog henne till en bensinstation. Åsså började fajten... På kvällen låg min fru och jag i sängen och tittade...
Myśliwy wychodzi wcześnie rano na polowanie. Jest jednak zimno i pada deszcz. Myśliwy decyduje się na powrót. W domu rozbiera się i kładzie w łóżku obok swojej żony. - Jak jest na zewnątrz ?... -...
Sâmbătă dimineață m-am trezit devreme
Το Σάββατο πρωί σηκώθηκα νωρίς
Actually hes a golf fanatic.
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and golfs all day long.
Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there he finds its going to be bad weather all day long.
So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wifes back, and says,
"The weather out there is terrible."
To which she replies,
"Can you believe my sтuрid husband is out golfing!"