The Greetings that never made it ! "Looking back over the years that weve been together, I cant help but wonder:... - What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... - Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you... - Have such an ugly baby?" "Ive always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love... - After having met you, Ive changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life... - I never believed in Неll until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... - That youre not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts youve given me... - Like the need for therapy." "Thanks for being a part of my life!... - I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. - Youll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married... - But not to you." "You look great for your age... - Almost Lifelike!" "When we were together, you always said youd die for me... - Now that weve broken up, I think its time you kept your promise." "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend... - So heres his leash, water bowl and chew toys." "We have been friends for a very long time... - What do you say we call it quits?" "Im so miserable without you... - Its almost like youre here."
The Greetings that never made it !
"Looking back over the years that weve been together,
I cant help but wonder:...
- What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!...
- Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful you...
- Have such an ugly baby?"
"Ive always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
- After having met you, Ive changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...
- I never believed in Неll until I met you."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
- That youre not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts youve given me...
- Like the need for therapy."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!...
- I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Before you go,...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
- Youll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married...
- But not to you."
"You look great for your age...
- Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said youd die for me...
- Now that weve broken up, I think its time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
- So heres his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time...
- What do you say we call it quits?"
"Im so miserable without you...
- Its almost like youre here."