It was late one night when a man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender to bring him a вееr. The bartender did. So the man quickly drank down the вееr, then looked into his pocket, sighed, and asked the bartender for another вееr. So once he recieved this вееr, the man again drank it down, after that he looked into his pocket again, sighed, and ordered another вееr.
Now this went on for quite some time. and each time the man finished a вееr he would look into his pocket and then order another. now the bartender had begun to get suspicious so he said,
"Hey man, how come every time you drink a вееr you look into your pocket?" now the man replied,
"Well... I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. and i keep on drinkin' until she looks good, and then i go home."
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