- Hello. Are you there?
- Yes, who are you, please?
- Watt.
- What’s your name?
- Watt’s my name.
- Yes, what is your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes.
- ???? I’ll call you again.
- All right. Are you Jones?
- No, I’m Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name’s Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott!
- What…