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Two Black Eyes for a Favor Komm der Mann mit zwei blauen Augen nach Hause. Fragt die Frau: Мъж се прибира вкъщи от черква с насинени очи. Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" Ο Γιαννάκης επιστρέφει από το σχολείο με το αριστερό μάτι μαυρισμένο. Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out." Dad: "That's bad, but why you are crying?" Johny: "I knew that's bad, so I... Joãozinho chega na aula com o olho roxo e a professora pergunta: — Joãozinho, o que aconteceu com você? Você está com o olho todo roxo! — É professora, eu estava no busão vindo pra aula e do meu lado tinha uma gorda. Aí, quando ela levantou, eu vi que a saia dela tava enfiada no bumbum, então eu... Чого це в тебе синець під оком? — Розумієш, на зупинці автобуса побачив дівчину, в якої плаття залізло в сраку. Я взяв і потихеньку витягувати почав. — І воно тобі було треба? — Я теж потім так...