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Naufragiaza un american pe o insula si da de niste indieni tampiti,adica:cand il vad astia ii spun:
"Daca ne faci sa radem in 30 de minute scapi,daca nu,iti facem o injectie cu НIV"
. Americanul se chinuie si nu reuseste sa ii faca sa rada:ii fac indienii o injectie, mai traieste americanul un an si moare. Dupa un timp,naufragiaza un francez. Aceeasi poveste,ii fac injectia,mai traieste un an,moare. Dupa alt timp,naufragiaza badea Gheorghe. Asta aude ce zic aia si zice:
"Cu НIV ati zis?";"Da!";"Chestia aia care cauzeaza SIDA,nu?";"Da!";"Pai ia faceti voi o injectie in bratz,ma!";"Ba tu еsтi nebun?Daca iti facem, mori!";"Lasa ba,spune badea Gheorghe,faceti injectia daca va spun!"
;Ii fac aia inectia. Badea Gheorghe:
"Auziti ma,ia mai faceti voi inca o injectie si in picior";"Ba,tu еsтi chiar prost!Ti-am facut deja una,oricum mori!";"Bei,daca va spun eu,faceti injectia!"
;Ii fac astia injectia,la care badea Gheorghe,zambind spune:
"Bei fraierilor,io sunt protejat!Am prezervativ!"
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