Hunting Bears

A guy is walking through the woods with a shotgun, hunting for bears, when all of a sudden he sees one. He shoots at it, but misses.
The bear, annoyed, goes up to the guy:
"Did you just shoot at me?"
Guy says, "Yeaa..."
"Bend over!" says the bear. "Or Ill eat you."
The guy figures, "F*ck! Its a bear!" so he bends over, and the bear fuскs him up the аss.
Next day, same guy, вiggеr shotgun, same bear. "Did you just shoot at me?"
"Yeaaaa..."
"Bend over!"
So the guy figures, "F*ck! Its a bear!" ... And gets it up the аss again.
Third day, same thing... "Did you just shoot at me?"
"Yeaaaa..."
So the bear goes, "Ummm... You dont come here to hunt, do you?"

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