Men Are Like

... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.
... Blenders.
You need one, but youre not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
... Commercials.
You cant believe a word they say.
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
... Coolers.
Load them with вееr and you can take them anywhere.
... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.
... Government Bonds.
They take so long to mature.
... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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