Двајцата рибари и белата мечка Zwei Wanderer und ein Bär Отишли руснакът и чукчата на риболов през зимата. Zwei Anwälte sind auf Löwenjagd in Afrika. Erschöpft von der vergeblichen Pirsch lehnen sie ihre Gewehre an einen Baum, um sich am nahen Bach zu erfrischen. Kaum haben sie das Bachufer erreicht, taucht der Löwe auf und schneidet ihnen den Rückweg zu den Gewehren ab. Sofort fängt einer der Anwälte... Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The... Чукча и геолог събират камъни на брега на океана. Изведнъж виждат към тях да се насочва огромна, свирепа бяла мечка. Чукчата започва бързо да си обува ските. Геологът: - Това е безполезно. Все едно не можеш да бягаш по-бързо от мечката. - А на мен не ми и трябва да бягам по-бързо от нея. На мен... Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I... Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man,... Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said "You don En advokat och hans klient var ute och gick då plötsligt en ilsken björn rusade mot dem. Advokaten öppnade fort sin portfölj, tog fram ett par joggingskor och satte på sig dem. Klienten skakade på... Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase,... Deux hommes sont partis à la chasse dans les Pyrénées. Soudain, un ours d’au moins deux cents kilos surgit de derrière un rocher et commence à les poursuivre dans les chemins rocailleux.... Deux touristes qui se promènent dans la brousse sans armes voient tout à coup venir à leur rencontre un lion en quête d’un bon repas. L’un des deux ouvre immédiatement son sac et commence à... Bir Amerikalı ile Japon safariye çıkmışlar. Her ikisi de son teknolojik Silahları da birbirlerine nazire yapmak için yanlarına almışlar. Derken uzakta bir aslan görünmüş. Amerikalı lazer tüfeğini... Brezsnyev és Kádár sétálnak az erdőben. Egyszer csak kiugrik eléjük egy medve, és éhes ordítással feléjük indul. Brezsnyev kétségbeesik, míg Kádár ledobja a csizmáját, elővesz a hátizsákjából egy... Šetaju dva lika šumom i naiđu na velikog besnog medveda koji se nameračio na njih. Jedan brzo skine čizme i krene da oblači sportske patike. Drugi ga gleda zbunjeno pa ga pita: - Misliš da ćeš u...
Δύο δικηγόροι ταξίδευαν σε κάποιο επαρχιακό δρόμο μέσα σε χιονοθύελλα. Το αυτοκίνητο δεν μπορούσε να ανταποκριθεί στις αντιξοότητες και κόλλησε.
- Κατεβαίνουν και αποφασίζουν να το κόψουν με τα πόδια.
Στη διαδρομή συναντούν μια αρκούδα με φανερές τις προθέσεις της λόγω πείνας.
Τότε ο ένας δικηγόρος βγάζει τα παπούτσια που φορούσε και τα πετά.
Στη συνέχεια βγάζει από το βαλιτσάκι του με γρήγορες κινήσεις ένα ζευγάρι αθλητικά μποτάκια και αρχίζει ταχύτατα να τα φορά.
- "Καλά τι κάνεις είσαι τρελός, πιστεύεις ότι θα περάσεις στο τρέξιμο την αρκούδα;" Ρωτάει. απορημένος ο άλλος δικηγόρος.
- "Όχι βρε βλάκα, εσένα θέλω να περάσω."
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Двајцата рибари и белата мечка Zwei Wanderer und ein Bär Отишли руснакът и чукчата на риболов през зимата. Zwei Anwälte sind auf Löwenjagd in Afrika. Erschöpft von der vergeblichen Pirsch lehnen sie ihre Gewehre an einen Baum, um sich am nahen Bach zu erfrischen. Kaum haben sie das Bachufer erreicht, taucht der Löwe auf und schneidet ihnen den Rückweg zu den Gewehren ab. Sofort fängt einer der Anwälte... Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The... Чукча и геолог събират камъни на брега на океана. Изведнъж виждат към тях да се насочва огромна, свирепа бяла мечка. Чукчата започва бързо да си обува ските. Геологът: - Това е безполезно. Все едно не можеш да бягаш по-бързо от мечката. - А на мен не ми и трябва да бягам по-бързо от нея. На мен... Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I... Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man,... Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said "You don En advokat och hans klient var ute och gick då plötsligt en ilsken björn rusade mot dem. Advokaten öppnade fort sin portfölj, tog fram ett par joggingskor och satte på sig dem. Klienten skakade på... Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase,... Deux hommes sont partis à la chasse dans les Pyrénées. Soudain, un ours d’au moins deux cents kilos surgit de derrière un rocher et commence à les poursuivre dans les chemins rocailleux.... Deux touristes qui se promènent dans la brousse sans armes voient tout à coup venir à leur rencontre un lion en quête d’un bon repas. L’un des deux ouvre immédiatement son sac et commence à... Bir Amerikalı ile Japon safariye çıkmışlar. Her ikisi de son teknolojik Silahları da birbirlerine nazire yapmak için yanlarına almışlar. Derken uzakta bir aslan görünmüş. Amerikalı lazer tüfeğini... Brezsnyev és Kádár sétálnak az erdőben. Egyszer csak kiugrik eléjük egy medve, és éhes ordítással feléjük indul. Brezsnyev kétségbeesik, míg Kádár ledobja a csizmáját, elővesz a hátizsákjából egy... Šetaju dva lika šumom i naiđu na velikog besnog medveda koji se nameračio na njih. Jedan brzo skine čizme i krene da oblači sportske patike. Drugi ga gleda zbunjeno pa ga pita: - Misliš da ćeš u...