Πιάνουν οι Μάο-Μάο έναν Αμερικάνο, ένα Γερμανό και έναν Πόντιο. Τους λένε να διαλέξουν την ποινή που θέλουν.
Ρωτάν πρώτα τον Αμερικάνο:
- Γκάγκα ή θάνατο;
- Γκάγκα, λέει ο Αμερικάνος.
Μπαίνει μέσα σε μια σκηνή και είναι ένας μαύρος, o Γκάγκα,και τον πηδάει.
Ρωτάνε μετά τον Γερμανό:
- Γκάγκα ή θάνατο;
- Γκάγκα, λέει και ο Γερμάνος.
Τον βάζουν και αυτόν στην σκηνή, τον πηδάει και αυτόν ο Γκάγκα.
Ρωτάνε και τον Πόντιο:
- Γκάγκα ή θάνατο;
- Θάνατος, λέει ο Πόντιος με θάρρος.
Και λένε οι Μάο-Μάο:
- Γκάγκα μέχρι θανάτο!

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