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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." So, finally, the psychiatrist, at his wits end, refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."
He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say 123 and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when its over?"
The witch doctor says
"All you or your partner has to say is 1234 and it will go down.
But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. Soon he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and just like that, he gets an еrестiоn!
His wife turns over and says "What did you say 123 for?"
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind and she had three jealous sons who each wanted to prove that they were the best son to her.
The first son bought her a 15 room mansion, thinking it would be the best any of then could offer.
The second son bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur, thinking this would certainly win her approval.
The third son had to do even better, so he bought her a trained parrot, that had been in training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask him any verse of the Bible, and the parrot could quote it word for word. That certainly would be the best gift of all!
Well, the lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is beautiful, but its just too big for me. I only live in one room, and its just too hard to clean and take care of the rest. Thank you anyway."
Then to the second son she said, "The car was gorgeous, but I really dont go out much, and its such a waste. Besides, the driver is pretty irritating and I really
Dont like him that well. I appreciate your effort, but could you please return the car?"
Then she spoke to the third son. "Son, Id like to thank you for the most thoughtful gift of all! That chicken was delicious."
Μια φορά, ήταν μια έγκυος δεκαοχτάρα, και ήθελε να κάνει έκτρωση στο παιδί της, γιατί δεν ήξερε τι να το κάνει.
Πάει τέλος πάντων στο νοσοκομείο και κάνει την έκτρωση. Μετά απο λίγες μέρες, ενώ κοιμότανε ακούει έναν παράξενο ήχο"
"Ταραραραν τσικ τσικ τσικ..." αναρωτιέται τι είναι, αλλά ξανακοιμάται.
Την άλλη μέρα τα ίδια, μετά από μια βδομάδα τα ίδια!
"Θα πάω στο γιατρό" σκέφτηκε.
Πάει στο γιατρό, και του λέει το και το!
"... Ναι γιατρέ, ακούστε και μόνος σας!"
"Ταραραραν, τσικ τσικ τσικ..."
Παραξενεμένος ο γιατρός, λέει να κάνουν έναν υπέρηχο.
Κάνουν τον υπέρηχο, και στην κοιλιά της κοπέλας, βλέπουν ένα έμβρυο να κρατάει μικρόφωνο και να λέει"
"You killed my brother but you didn t me! ταραραραν τσικ τσικ τσικ"...