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Blondinen in dreieckigen Särgen Защо погребват блондинките в триъгълни ковчези? Pourquoi les blondes préfèrent les cercueils triangulaires ? Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs! Savez vous pourquoi le cercueil de la blonde, à la forme d'un "y" ? Parce que, à chaque fois qu'elle se couche sur le dos, elle ouvre les jambes ! Dlaczego blondynki chowają w trójkątnych trumnach? - Bo gdy zamykają oczy, to rozkładają nogi. Why do blondes have triangular coffins? A: Every time their head hits the pillow their legs spread. De ce blondele au sicriu in forma de romb? .... Pt ca nu-si pot apropia picioarele! Vet du hur man vet att det ligger en blondin i likkistan? - Nej? - Den är Y-formad! Hvorfor bliver en blondine begravet i en trekantet kiste? De spreder benene, når det bliver mørkt Warum sind die Särge von Blondinen dreieckig? Sobald das Licht ausgeht, gehen die Beine auseinander. Dlaczego trumny dla blondynek są trójkątne? - Bo im się w ciemnościach nogi same rozkładają. Warum haben Blondinen dreieckige Särge? Weil sie die Beine nicht mehr zusammen bekommen...
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Se reunieron en el infierno Fidel, Hugo Chávez e Hipólito. Un día le dice Fidel a Satanás: Die Amis konnten eine Telefonverbindung in den Himmel schalten. Direktgespräch mit Petrus. Kosten für eine Minute: 70 Millionen Dollar. Die Russen schalten eine Woche später ebenfalls eine Telefonverbindung - in die Hölle: Unbegrenzte Sprechdauer mit Luzifer persönlich. Kosten: 1 Rubel. Warum?... George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin... Estavam no inferno Bill Clinton e FHC, Bill Clinton precisou fazer uma ligação urgente para a Casa Branca e ficou duas horas no telefone, quando desligou o telefone, o capeta veio cobrar a... 3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones... There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman... Bill Clinton e Fernando Henrique estavam no inferno, então, Bill Clinton pergunta para o diabo se ele pode fazer uma ligação para casa branca, e o diabo diz que sim. Então bill Clinton liga para... Volají Američané Rusům, že vynalezli telefon do nebe. Rusové přijedou a vytočí dlouhé číslo. Ozve se: „Svatý Petr, prosím?” Tak Rusové, že to byl omyl, zaplatí potom 100 dolarů a odjedou. Druhý den...
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No hospital, o médico todo empolgado conta para os outros sobre a farra da noite passada. O diretor passa por ele e pergunta em tom grave: — Doutor, o senhor já fez a operaçãodo paciente do quarto... Chief surgeon comes across a young doctor just leaving the operating room and claps him on the shoulder, “So, how was your first operation, Noel?” The young doctor turns bright red and stammers,...
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