Se reunieron en el infierno Fidel, Hugo Chávez e Hipólito. Un día le dice Fidel a Satanás: Die Amis konnten eine Telefonverbindung in den Himmel schalten. Direktgespräch mit Petrus. Kosten für eine Minute: 70 Millionen Dollar. Die Russen schalten eine Woche später ebenfalls eine Telefonverbindung - in die Hölle: Unbegrenzte Sprechdauer mit Luzifer persönlich. Kosten: 1 Rubel. Warum?... George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin... Estavam no inferno Bill Clinton e FHC, Bill Clinton precisou fazer uma ligação urgente para a Casa Branca e ficou duas horas no telefone, quando desligou o telefone, o capeta veio cobrar a... 3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones... There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman... Bill Clinton e Fernando Henrique estavam no inferno, então, Bill Clinton pergunta para o diabo se ele pode fazer uma ligação para casa branca, e o diabo diz que sim. Então bill Clinton liga para... Volají Američané Rusům, že vynalezli telefon do nebe. Rusové přijedou a vytočí dlouhé číslo. Ozve se: „Svatý Petr, prosím?” Tak Rusové, že to byl omyl, zaplatí potom 100 dolarů a odjedou. Druhý den...

Iad. Putin, Bush, Basescu cer voie lui Scaraotki sa sune in tara sa vada care sunt noutatile.
Putin vorbeste 5 minute si apoi cere plata. Scaraotki: 5 milioane $. Putin plateste.
Bush vorbeste 15 minute si apoi cere plata. Scaraotki: 15 mil $. Bush plateste.
Basescu vorbeste trei ore si apoi cere plata. Scaraotki: 1 $. Basescu ofensat cere explicatii.
Scaraotki: e convorbire locala.

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