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An elderly couple talk in the evening: Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush! W małżeńskiej sypialni mąż kładzie się do łózka, patrzy na uśmiechniętą żonę i pyta zdziwiony: - Przepraszam Cię, ale jak możesz być taka spokojna po tym, co Ci powiedziałem? - A, bo dla relaksu... Żona do męża: - Kiedy się na ciebie złoszczę, nigdy nie odpowiadasz mi tym samym. Jak udaje ci się kontrolować złość? - Czyszczę sedes... - I to ci pomaga? - Używam twojej szczoteczki do zębów... Една възрастна двойка разговаря: „Скъпа, толкова съжалявам, че те ядосвам. Как успяваш да останеш толкова спокойна?“ „Когато ме ядосаш, винаги отивам да чистя тоалетната“ „И това помага ли?“...
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Се е исто. - Жената май предаде Богу дух. От седмица сексът е същият, обаче чиниите се трупат... - Comment savoir si votre femme est morte? Vous baisez toujours autant, mais la vaisselle sale s'empile. Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink. Komt een man bij de dokter en zegt: dokter ik denk dat mijn vrouw dood is!?! Vraagt de dokter: waarom denkt u dat? Zegt de man: nou de seks is hetzelfde maar de afwas blijft maar staan… Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up. Hvordan ved du, at din kone er døde? – Jeres sex er det samme, men opvasken er begyndt at vokse i håndvasken Che cosa pensi se tua moglie muore? Il sesso e’ lo stesso ma la pila di piatti e’ in aumento. Che cosa pensi se muore tuo marito? Il sesso e’ lo stesso ma conquisti il telecomando. Hvordan du forstår at kona er dau? Sexen er som vanlig men oppvasker samler seg opp.. Jak poznáte, že je vaše žena mrtvá? Sex je pořád stejný, ale v kuchyni se hromadí špinavé nádobí. Død kone Hvordan opdager man at Ens kone er død? Hun knepper som Hun plejer, men Opvasken vokser og vokser! I finally determined that my girlfriend has been dead for a while… The sεx is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up. Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did you 1st notice your wife was dead? Well he replies, "The sex was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."
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