Жена се запознава с "богат, независим и неженен" мъж в Интернет. "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"

- Сuм a fost intalnirea pe nevazute? il intreaba un student pe colegul de camera.
- Nasoala! Tipa a aparut intr-un Rolls Royce din 1932.
- Pai asta-i o masina foarte scumpa. Ce e rau in asta?
- Ea era primul proprietar.