Ο καουμπόυ Седи си един каубой в бара и си порка. Каубой стои на бара. An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. Een oude cowboy zit aan de bar een biertje te drinken. Er komt een mooie jonge vrouw naast hem zitten en zij vraagt hem: "Bent u een echte cowboy?" "Wel Entra naquele bar do Texas An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee Egy cowboy bent iszogat a bárban Fragt eine Frau in einer Bar einen Cowboy: "Sind Sie ein echter Cowboy?" - "Yes Sjedi kauboj u birtiji i prilazi mu lezbijka: Kauboj: - "Ko si ti?" "Lezbijka." "Šta ti to znači?" "Po čitav dan mislim na žene i kad jedem mislim na žene i kad pijem mislim na žene i kad se... Un vieux cowboy Bemegy egy cowboykalapos
Un cowboy batran a intrat intr-un bar si comanda o cafea. Pe cand isi bea cafeaua, langa el se aseaza o tanara. Cere o cafea, apoi se intoarce catre cowboy si-l intreaba:
- Еsтi un cowboy adevarat?
El ii raspunde:
- Mi-am petrecut toata viata imblanzind taurii, mergand cu cirezile, concurand la rodeouri, reparand tarcurile, ajutand la nasterea viteilor, descarcand fanul in iesle, facand curatenie in grajduri si hranindu-mi cainii de paza, asa ca, da, cred ca sunt un cowboy adevarat.
La care, fata ii spune:
- Eu sunt lesbiana. Imi petrec toata ziua gandindu-ma la femei. De cand ma scol, dimineata, ma gandesc numai la femei. Cand fac dus, ma gandesc la femei. Cand ma uit la TV, ma gandesc la femei. Ba ma gandesc la femei chiar si cand mananc. Se pare ca totul ma face sa ma gandesc la femei.
Cei doi isi beau cafeaua in tacere... Dupa o vreme, de cealalta parte a batranului cowboy se aseaza un barbat, care-l intreaba:
- Еsтi un cowboy adevarat?
La care cowboyul ii raspunde:
- Asa am crezut dintotdeauna, dar, tocmai am descoperit ca sunt lesbiana.
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Ο καουμπόυ Седи си един каубой в бара и си порка. Каубой стои на бара. An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. Een oude cowboy zit aan de bar een biertje te drinken. Er komt een mooie jonge vrouw naast hem zitten en zij vraagt hem: "Bent u een echte cowboy?" "Wel Entra naquele bar do Texas An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee Egy cowboy bent iszogat a bárban Fragt eine Frau in einer Bar einen Cowboy: "Sind Sie ein echter Cowboy?" - "Yes Sjedi kauboj u birtiji i prilazi mu lezbijka: Kauboj: - "Ko si ti?" "Lezbijka." "Šta ti to znači?" "Po čitav dan mislim na žene i kad jedem mislim na žene i kad pijem mislim na žene i kad se... Un vieux cowboy Bemegy egy cowboykalapos