Un german pe aeroport in Paris. Vamesul francez se uita la pasaport si intreaba:
- Ocupation?
La care neamtul:
- Nu, nu, doar im vizita!

A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Българин влиза във Македония, митничарят на английски го пита: A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting. A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: “Name?” German: “Heinrich Klimt” Police officer: “Age?” German: “31” Police officer: “occupation?” German: “No, no. Just visiting”
glume amuzante Glume cu Germani