Una signora un pò snob dice al marito:
"Tesoro, hо bisogno di cambiare, vorrei passare le vacanze di Natale in un posto dove non sono mai stata!"
E il marito duramente:
"Bene, penso che dovresti provare ad andare in cucina "

Двама младоженци обсъждат къде да прекарат медения си месец. My wife said to me, "For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before." So I said, "Try the kitchen!" - Миличкоо, за рожденият ми ден искам да отида някъде, където не съм била досега - Пробвай в кухнята. Enkele dagen geleden vroeg ik mijn vrouw waar we heen zouden gaan voor onze Huwelijksdag. Ergens waar ik lang niet meer geweest ben, antwoordde ze. Toen stelde ik voor om naar de keuken te... Le pregunté a mi mujer adónde quería ir para nuestro aniversario. Ella me dijo: "A algún lugar en el que no haya estado hace mucho tiempo". Así que le sugerí la cocina. Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before. Wife: Well, how about the kitchen? I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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