Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence... After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband replies, “You’re starting to...

Молода дружина каже чоловікові:
— Тепер, коли ми одружилися, тобі краще перестати грати в гольф. Сам поміркуй — якщо ти продаси ключки, ми зможемо собі дозволити купити нові меблі.
— Ти говориш як моя колишня дружина.
— Колишня? Ти не казав мені, що вже був до мене з кимось одружений!
— Так, не був.