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Naufragiaza un american pe o insula si da de niste indieni tampiti,adica:cand il vad astia ii spun:
"Daca ne faci sa radem in 30 de minute scapi,daca nu,iti facem o injectie cu НIV"
. Americanul se chinuie si nu reuseste sa ii faca sa rada:ii fac indienii o injectie, mai traieste americanul un an si moare. Dupa un timp,naufragiaza un francez. Aceeasi poveste,ii fac injectia,mai traieste un an,moare. Dupa alt timp,naufragiaza badea Gheorghe. Asta aude ce zic aia si zice:
"Cu НIV ati zis?";"Da!";"Chestia aia care cauzeaza SIDA,nu?";"Da!";"Pai ia faceti voi o injectie in bratz,ma!";"Ba tu еsтi nebun?Daca iti facem, mori!";"Lasa ba,spune badea Gheorghe,faceti injectia daca va spun!"
;Ii fac aia inectia. Badea Gheorghe:
"Auziti ma,ia mai faceti voi inca o injectie si in picior";"Ba,tu еsтi chiar prost!Ti-am facut deja una,oricum mori!";"Bei,daca va spun eu,faceti injectia!"
;Ii fac astia injectia,la care badea Gheorghe,zambind spune:
"Bei fraierilor,io sunt protejat!Am prezervativ!"
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Кил Бил Σε μια δημοσκόπηση ρωτήθηκαν οι Αμερικανίδες αν θα έκαναν σεξ με τον Κλίντον. When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again." Querendo tirar proveito da situação, uma revista sensacionalista resolveu fazer uma pesquisa entre as cidadãs americanas, perguntando se elas gostariam de fazer sexo com o presidente Bill Clinton.... Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, Washingtonissa kysyttiin kahdeltatuhannelta satunnaisesti valitulta naiselta mielipidetiedustelussa: - Menisittekö sänkyyn Presidentti Clintonin kanssa? Naisista 70% vastasi: - En enää toista kertaa. A recent poll of 2000 women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton? 94% responded Never again" " " In Washington DC wurde eine Umfrage zu folgendem Thema gemacht: 100 Frauen wurden gefragt, ob sie mit Bill Clinton Sex haben wollen. Zwei antworten mit "ja", zwei mit "nein" und 96 " nie wieder"... In den USA wurden alle Frauen befragt, ob sie mit Bill Clinton ins Bett gehen würden. 70% sagten: "Nicht noch einmal!"
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Когато НАСА изпратила за пръв път човек в космоса те открили, че обикновенните химикалки (с малка съчма) не работят. Когда NASA впервые заслало американских астронавтов в космос, очень быстро выяснилось, что шариковые ручки в условиях отсутствия гравитации просто не пишут ! When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. Όταν η NASA ξεκίνησε την εκτόξευση αστροναυτών στο διάστημα, ανακάλυψαν ότι τα στυλό δεν δούλευαν σε μηδενική βαρύτητα καθώς το μελάνι δεν κυλούσε στην επιφάνεια γραφής. When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a... During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in... Když NASA poslala první kosmonauty do vesmíru, zjistila, že psací pera nefungují při absenci gravitace. Vyřešením tohoto problému pověřila konzultantskou společnost. Po deseti letech a 12 milionech... När NASA började skicka upp astronauter i rymden upptäckte de snabbt att kulspetspennor inte fungerade i noll gravitation. För att lösa problemet spenderade NASA-forskare ett decennium och 12... Όταν η ΝΑΣΑ πρωτάρχισε να στέλνει αστροναύτες στο διάστημα, σύντομα διαπιστώθηκε ότι τα στυλό δεν "έγραφαν" σε 0 βαρύτητα Η ΝΑΣΑ έβαλε επιστήμονες και ξόδεψε 10 χρόνια και 12 δις δολάρια για να... Da NASA først begynte å sende opp astronater, fant de fort ut at kulepenner ikke virket når det var null gravitet. For å bekjempe dette problemet, brukte forskere på NASA et tiår og 12 milliarder...
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