Двама пенсионери разговарят: Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger : Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар: Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока: Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico, tutto sconsolato. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on... Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има, всяка сутрин ходя по голяма нужда точно в 6:30. А докторът му отвръща: - Но това не е проблем, трябва да се радвате, че организмът ви толкова добре работи като швейцарски часовник. А пациентът отвръща: - То работенето ясно, ама проблема... Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee." An... 3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem, ik sta 's morgens op om 7uur, en het duurt zeker 3uur voor ik kan pissen" "Bwa" zegt de tweede, "ik sta ook...
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Двама пенсионери разговарят: Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger : Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар: Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока: Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico, tutto sconsolato. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on... Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има, всяка сутрин ходя по голяма нужда точно в 6:30. А докторът му отвръща: - Но това не е проблем, трябва да се радвате, че организмът ви толкова добре работи като швейцарски часовник. А пациентът отвръща: - То работенето ясно, ама проблема... Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee." An... 3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem, ik sta 's morgens op om 7uur, en het duurt zeker 3uur voor ik kan pissen" "Bwa" zegt de tweede, "ik sta ook...