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Среќен поштар Retiring Mailman Το φιλοδώρημα. Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate... One by one the dustmen lined up to shag the blonde at No.25. Finally it's the turn of the driver and the blonde hands him a tenner. "Merry Christmas" she says. "What's this?" he says "you didn't give my mates a tenner." "No" she explained, "it was my husbands idea. When I asked him what we... Listonosz przechodzi na emeryturę. Wszyscy z okolicznych domów postanowili, że będzie on po raz ostatni chodził od domu do domu i tym razem tylko odbierał prezenty za swoją wieloletnią pracę. Puka do pierwszych drzwi... dostaje wspaniałe wyposażenie wędkarskie... promienieje z radości. Puka do... Een postbode gaat met pensioen en krijgt tijdens zijn laatste ronde van veel mensen een afscheidscadeautje ( een fles cognac of bloemen ). Plots komt hij bij een jonge dame en die sleurt hem naar... Após 35 anos de trabalho, chegou o último dia de Moacir como carteiro. Na primeira casa de sua rota foi recebido com aplausos e presenteado com uma linda camisa. Na segunda, recebeu de presente uma... Finally, it was Ned the Mailman’s last day. As he did his final rounds, he reached the door of the first house and was greeted by a elderly couple who gave him a gift certificate. At the next... I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her...

Мечтата на рибаря – момиче, което се усмихва дори на малките Сонот на рибарот – девојка што се насмевнува дури и на малите Fisherman’s dream – a girl who even smiles at the small ones Sueño de pescador: una chica que incluso sonríe a los pequeños Мечта рыбака — девушка, которая улыбается даже на маленькие Traum eines Fischers – ein Mädchen, das sogar bei den Kleinen lächelt Rêve de pêcheur : une fille qui sourit même aux petits Όνειρο του ψαρά – ένα κορίτσι που χαμογελά ακόμα και στα μικρά Sogno del pescatore – una ragazza che sorride anche ai piccoli Balıkçının hayali – küçük olanlara bile gülümseyen bir kız Мрія рибалки – дівчина, яка посміхається навіть на маленькі Sonho de pescador – uma garota que até sorri para os pequenos Marzenie wędkarza – dziewczyna, która uśmiecha się nawet do małych Fiskarens dröm – en tjej som till och med ler åt de små Fiskerens drøm – en pige, der selv smiler til de små Fiskerens drøm – ei jente som til og med smiler til de små Kalastajan unelma – tyttö, joka jopa hymyilee pienille A horgász álma – egy lány, aki még a kicsikre is mosolyog Sen rybára – dievča, ktoré sa usmieva aj na malé Sen rybáře – dívka, která se usmívá i na malé Žvejo svajonė – mergina, kuri net ir mažiems šypsosi Zvejnieka sapnis – meitene, kas pat mazajiem smaida Ribarov san – djevojka koja se smiješi čak i malima

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