A German tourist arrives at a French airport.
                        
                            
                            
                            A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene
                        
                            
                            
                            A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: “Name?” German: “Heinrich Klimt” Police officer: “Age?” German: “31” Police officer: “occupation?” German: “No
                        
                            
                            
                            Un german pe aeroport in Paris. Vamesul francez se uita la pasaport si intreaba: - Ocupation? La care neamtul: - Nu
                        
                    
                
- Occupation?
А Българина му отговаря:
- No, just visiting... this time!