Докторе от какво е болна жена ми?
- Или е СПИН или Алцхаймер.
- Какво да правя?
- Остави я на 10 км. от къщи, ако се прибере, не я eби.

Ένας γέρος Куп кратки вицови и афоризми за повесел викенд Телефонът звъни и бабата в къщата го вдига. Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the... Ein Mann besucht den Arzt seiner Frau. Meint der Arzt: "Wir haben den Test bei Ihrer Frau durchgeführt, nur leider sind uns ein paar Proben durcheinandergeraten. Ihre Frau hat entweder die Alzheimer Krankeit oder AIDS." "Was mach' ich denn nun", fragt der Mann. "Am besten machen Sie mit Ihr einen... Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit... Mannen ringte legen for å spørre om prøvesvarene for kona var kommet tilbake. - Ja, det har de men prøvesvarene er litt uklare svarte legen. Enten har hun AIDS eller så har hun Alzheimer. - Ok,...