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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. - Вчера ночью моя девушка одела полицейскую форму, и сказала, что я арестован по подозрению, что я слишком сильно хорошо тр@хаюсь. Через пару минут она меня отпустила, сказав, что подозрения не... Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said "You're being charged With being good in bed." 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. A feleségem tegnap éjjel rendőrnőnek öltözött, és kacéran így szólt. - Uram, maga le van tartóztatva! - De miért? - kérdeztem. - Azt hallottam, hogy túl jó az ágyban - kuncogott. Aztán 3 perc múlva...
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The missus and I have both made those lists of 5 people that we're allowed to sleep with if we ever get the opportunity. She's picked Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Jeremy Renner, Kiefer Sutherland and...
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