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Childhood is when you go to the toilet in the night and then you run back and jump in your bed, glad that the monster under the bed didn’t get you.
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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!" A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!" What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies. Kommt ein Blinder in einen Fischladen. Dann sagt er: "Hi Mädels!" Was sagt ein blinder Mann, der einen Fischladen betritt? "Hallo Mädels." C'est un aveugle qui passe à côté d'une poissonnerie. - Salut les brunes ! Un orb trece prin fata unei pescarii, isi scoate palaria si zice: - Buna ziua, doamnelor!
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