Вицове за Чък Норис

The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However James Cameron pensó en Chuck Norris para el papel de Terminator
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys! Die Cowboystiefel von Chuck Norris sind aus echten Cowboys! Chuck Norris cowboystövlar är gjorda av cowboys.
Chuck Norris ist gestern gestorben. Heute geht es ihm schon wieder besser.
Јаболко Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
If he wanted to
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia Hämähäkkien pelko on aracnaphobia. Ahtaanpaikan kammo on chlaustraphobia. Chuck Norrisin pelko on maalaisjärki.
What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all
Баба рога Before going to bed Cuando el Hombre del Saco se va a dormir cada noche
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.