Вицове за Чък Норис

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Кобра Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra Chuck Norris wurde von einer Königs Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 qualvollen Tagen starb die Kobra. Chuck Norris wurde einmal von einer Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 quälenden Tagen voller Schmerzen ist die Kobra gestorben. Un jour Chuck Norris s'est fait mordre par un cobra. Après plusieurs jours d'atroces souffrances Un jour un cobra à osé mordre Chuck Norris. Après 12 jours de douleur atroce O data Chucka Norrise jednou kousla kobra. Po osmi hodinách krutých bolestí zemřela. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla anakonda. Pět dní na to zemřela na otravu krve.
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Ирак Massenvernichtungswaffen im Irak
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Chuck Norris once had an arm-wrestling competition with Superman. The bet was that the loser has to then wear his underwear on top of his trousers. Un jour Chuck Norris ja Teräsmies löivät kerran vetoa. Häviäjän pitää loppuikänsä pitää alushousuja housujen päällä. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Атомска бомба Chuck Norris oder die Atombombe Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen. Всъщност The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route. After much debate When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Чък Норис ползва дубльор само за сцените Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes. Chuck Norris korzysta z dublerów. W scenach płaczu. Quand Chuck Norris doit pleurer dans un film on fait appel à sa doublure. Chuck Norris musí využívat dabléra na scény
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