Chuck Norris

All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.

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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.

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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.

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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.

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