Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.

Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.

People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.

In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.

The birth of Chuck Norris

The birth of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...