Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.

Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.

When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early.

WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.

When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.

When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"