Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them

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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.

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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.

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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.

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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.

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