Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.

Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.

If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.

In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.

Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.

When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.