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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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What do you call money that grows on trees?
Marijuana

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Me: "I only smoke wееd because of Cancer."
Mom: "You don't have Cancer!"
Me: "So it's working..."

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of wееd goes bad?
A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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I wish my grades would smoke wееd too so we could both get higher.

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes wееd?
A: Han So-high

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Q: How do you know when you are sтоnеd?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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