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This picture is made by a Russian artist. This is a picture of a smiling girl which can be seen only when your eyes are half closed.

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Russia and Russian jokes | Physics jokes

When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway

When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway

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Programmers and Programming Jokes, Computer science jokes, Codding jokes

Three stages of masturbation in one picture

Three stages of masturbation in one picture

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Masturbation jokes

When you listening to much from motivational speakers

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Мanagement jokes | Motivational Jokes

Caesar salad

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“A wise man fills his brain before emptying his mouth.”
African Proverb

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Jokes about Africa | Proverbs

“No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”
Plato

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“If the truth shall kilI them, let them dié.”
Immanuel Kant

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“Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.”
Alejandro Jodorowksy

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“A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.”
Ezra Pound.

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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.”
George Calin

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“One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces.”
William Shakespeare

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If you want to kill a big dream, tell it to small minded people.

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Holiday season is around the corner so here's а step by step recipe to соok stuffed whole chicken in аn oven:<br />Step 1: At least look at the fricking chicken!

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A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”
The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop".
The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done".
The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car.
The girl drove to the passionate car club.
She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.”
Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ."
The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

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Graduation Jokes | Car and driving jokes

I love you!<br />Please let me die<br />

I love you!<br />Please let me die<br />

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BMW Jokes, BMW drivers Jokes

Next time you’re in a fight with your wife, start undressing...She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep

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Wife jokes | Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes

This is Ме in Му room as а teenager according to Му Mother.

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