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A man and women who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower bed of a long distance train.

At 2 am, man leans over saying:
- Ma'am sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table? I am awfully cold.
- I have better idea - she replied, - just for tonight, why don't we pretend we are married?
- Great idea ma'am. - he replied in excitement.
She says:
- Well, then get up and take it yourself

Today I saw an advertisement:

"We repair what your husband fixed."
I laughed, but I saved their number

Wife: I am going to Madrid, what gift do you want?

Husband: One Spanish Girl...
Wife returns from Madrid
Husband: Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months...

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