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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them

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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.

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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.

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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.

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Music jokes, Musician Jokes

Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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