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Το πλοίο Надзирателя на робите на галерата на фараона ги събира и им казва: Der Aufseher verkündet den Galeerensklaven: Una nave della flotta romana è ormeggiata al porto di Ostia. Un centurione scende sotto coperta e si rivolge agli schiavi rematori: - 'Schiavi! Ho due notizie da darvi: una buona e una cattiva....
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slаvе next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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Шефа ми пристигна с ново Порше на работа. Викам му "яка кола". Сегодня наш начальник приехал на работу My boss bought a new sports car and parked it on his space while I was walking by him. - Директоре многу ви е убав новио Мерцедес. O empregado esta em serviço Директоре - Patrón Pomoni ajoi työpaikan pihaan upouudella bemarilla. "Hieno auto" huudahdin. "Kiitos! Työskentele ahkerasti ja tee ylitöitä niin saan vielä hienomman ensi vuonna"
A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car.
"That is amazing" the employee was fascinated.
"That is true" replied boss "and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year".
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Blind El del bar y el chiste de Lepe Ein Blinder will einen Blondinenwitz erzählen ΕΝΑΣ ΤΥΦΛΟΣ The blind man O τυφλός Ο τυφλός και η ξανθιά Един слепец си седи на бара и по едно време се провиква към бармана: Мъж влиза в заведение Доаѓа малиот Ѓокица дома и целиот среќен му вели на татка си: A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. Un ragazzo entra in un bar e dice: "Ho una nuova barzelletta di raccontare sui carabinieri". Un uomo Слеп маж влегува во женски моторџиски бар A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down Em um bar Un borracho está tomando un trago en un bar donde el ambiente es bastante oscuro. En esto se da vuelta hacia la mujer que tiene a su lado y exclama: - ¿Quieres que te cuente un chiste de rubias super cómico? La mujer le responde:... - Bueno En blind man på en barstol skriker till bartendern Un aveugle entre dans un bar lesbienne par erreur. Il trouve son chemin vers le comptoir et commande un verre. Au bout d'un moment il crie à la serveuse: - "Eh Kommt ein Mann in eine Bar und sagt: "Hey Leute So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks Een blinde man gaat per ongeluk een vrouwenbar binnen. Hij vindt zijn weg tot de toog Bardaki taburede oturan kör adamın biri barmene En blind man går av misstag in på en lesbisk bar. Han sätter sig på en barstol och beställer en drink. När han har suttit en stund ropar han på bartendern: - Hörru A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious En blind mann kommer inn på en damebar ved et uhell. Han finner veien frem til baren A man walks into a bar Sokea mies meni baariin ja kysyi baarimikolta "haluatko kuulla blondivitsin?" Vierestä kuului kuiskaus "kuulehan nyt. Ennenkuin kerrot sen vitsin sinun tulee tietää A blind man walks into a bar Aan een bar in een drukke kroeg zit een blinde man welke plotseling vrij hard roept naar de barkeeper: He barkeeper Un hombre ciego entra en un "bar de chicas" por equivocación. Se las apaña para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa Kör bir adam yanlışlıkla Bayanlar Barına girer. Bara doğru ilerler ve bir içki ısmarlar. Biraz oturup En blind mann i en bar roper til bartenderen: - ”Vil du høre en blondinevits?” Mannen ved siden av ham lener seg bort og hvisker: - ”Før du forteller den vitsen er det noe du bør vite. Bartenderen... En blind mand kommer ved en fejltagelse ind på en bar for kvinder. Han famler sig frem til en barstol So a blind man accidentally walks into a women's bar and says to the girl bartender Slepec se svým psem vejde do baru
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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wahre Liebe Ο δήμαρχος Κερατάς 3 φορές Кандидат кмет Золотая свадьба. Муж спрашивает жену: Златна сватба. Съпругът попитал жена си: C'est un couple de vieux mariés qui fêtent leurs 50 ans de mariage... A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: Старий футболіст під кінець життя вирішив запитати в своєї дружини: — Жінко O caminhoneiro estava no seu leito de morte e pergunta à mulher Gustav och Greta hade varit gift i 50 år och Gustav hade en liten fråga till sin fru. – Har du någonsin varit otrogen mot mig Greta? – Nu när vi varit gifta i 50 år kan jag faktiskt erkänna att jag... Un couple à la retraite fait le point sur son passé. La femme demande : - Tu te souviens de la blondasse qui te servait de secrétaire au début des années 80 ? Tu l'as sautée ? - Oui
An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?"
Her spouse said: "Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times:
1. Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team.
2. Do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times.
3. Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn't encourage you? I did something..."
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Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world?
A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
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Lottery Haz las maletas que me ha tocado la loteria Im Lotto gewonnen Το λαχείο Το τζόκερ Τα κέρδη του ΛΟΤΤΟ... Ετοίμασε τις βαλίτσες... Пиян мъж се прибира в 4: 30 през нощта Die Frau rennt ins Haus Un señor llega gritando a su casa: Ascoltando i risultati delle partite di calcio alla radio A woman came home Mann kommt nach Hause: "Schatz "Chérie Wygrał facet w totka milion. Wpada do domu i krzyczy: - Jadźka wygrałem milion w totka Um homem chega correndo em casa e diz à mulher: — Pode fazer as malas. Ganhei na loteria! E feliz Kommt der Ehemann nach Hause: "Frau Een man heeft een jackpot gewonnen en gaat helemaal opgewonden naar huis. “Truus O marido chega em casa euforico e fala para a esposa: __ Querida Mannen ringer hjem til kona: "Jeg har vunnet i Lotto - pakk kofferten!" "Sommer- eller vinterklær?" spør kona. "Det driter jeg i" Kona i huset kommer løpende hjem Een man komt heel enthousiast thuis: "Trees Een man komt na een voormiddagje werken terug thuis en roept: "Schat!!! Ik heb de Lotto gewonnen!!! 2 En mand kommer løbende ind i sit hus og råber til sin kone: - Skat jeg har lige vundet 5 millioner i lotto. Skynd dig at pakke dine ting.. Konen svarer glad: - Skal jeg pakke varmt tøj eller... - Nevastaaa! Nevastaaa! Fa-ti bagajele! Am castigat un milion de dolari ! - Pentru ce sa-mi fac bagajele? Munte sau mare ? - Nu ma intereseaza Um homem jogou na loteria e ganhou... Quando chegou em casa disse: — Mulher ganhei na loteria!Ganhei na loteria! Arrume suas malas... E a mulher disse: — Mas amor que roupa eu boto El esposo llega a su casa gritando: -¡ Querida Een man komt uitgelaten thuis. "Truus C'est un type qui a gagné au loto qui appelle sa femme : - Chérie j'ai gagné 100 millions d'euro Kvinnan kom hem Un signore vince alla lotteria 85 milioni di euro. Appena scopre della vincita scappa a casa e dice: "Amore
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, ‘Martha, pack up your things! I just won the Lottery!’
Martha shouts back, ‘Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?’
The man replies, ‘I don’t care, just as long as you’re out of the house by noon!’
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Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.
Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs...
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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts”, and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, “Down Nuts”, and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, “Cheer Nuts” They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, “Booooo Nuts” and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a вееr and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his missing assistant, the doctor asked:” What in the world happened?”
The assistant replied: “Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, “PEANUTS!”
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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SuperBowl!
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are those?, asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my ваlls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.
“Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”
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Голяма Пушка от индианско племе решил да се жени. Sofort als Jane Tarzan zum ersten Mal sah Джейн срещнала Тарзан. След кратко опознаване двамата се харесали. This young boy named Don walked into a whorehouse Op een dag ontmoet Jane Certo dia a Jane encontrou o Tarzan na selva. Sentiu-se muito atraída por ele e När Tarzan och Jane träffades uppstod kärlek o lust på en gång. Jane frågade Tarzan: - Hur brukar du lösa sexbiten här ute i djungeln? - Tarzan vet inte sex Jane mødte Tarzan ude i junge hun føldte sig meget tiltrukket af ham og ville gerne vide noget om hans liv og ville da også gerne vide noget om hans sex-liv “sex hvad er et?” Sagde tarzan Jane... Un indio se va a un burdel y dice: - ¡Indio querer mujer! - ¿Pero tienes experiencia? - Indio no tener experiencia... - Ve a la selva Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company Tarzan og Jane Jane mødte Tarzan i junglen Όταν η Τζέιν πρωτογνώρισε τον Ταρζάν När Jane träffade Tarzan så uppstod kärlek och lust omedelbart! Jane frågade Tarzan hur han brukade lösa sexbiten i djungeln. - Tarzan vet inte sex Ceyn ormanda tarzan’la ilk karsılaştıgında ondan cok etkilenir ve Yaşamını sürdürüş şekli üzerine uzun bir sohbete dalar. Sonunda konu cinselliğe gelir ve ceyn sorar: - "peki Μια μέρα ο Ταρζάν και η Τζέην έκαναν βόλτα στην ζούγκλα. Η Τζέην πολύ τον γούσταρε τον Ταρζάν έτσι όπως τον έκοβε κορμί θανατηφόρο και με πολλά προσόντα γενικώς (τι να σου κρύψει και κείνο το δήθεν... Jane hajótörést szenved a dzsungel mellett. Túléli Njišući se po džungli
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sеx. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sеx was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!"
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hеll did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees first!"
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Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.
"Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked.
The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one.
"Are you sure?", the friend persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?"
The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one."
Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"
"That's okay," he replied, "this special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it."
"Well, what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"
The other guy replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back - no problem."
Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are you going to do then?"
"No problem," says the other guy, "you see, this ball is fluorescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark."
Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"
The other guy replies, "I found it."
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Yo mama so fат when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Вrеаsт Sтrоке Swim across the English Channel.
After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead.
No sign of the blonde.
After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore.
They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink.
After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
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Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water?
A: Swimmers are farting.
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Yo Mama so fат when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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