Kids jokes

Kids jokes

I hope your good with kids cause im about to make your mouth a daycare center.

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

You Know You Are Out of College When:

- Your potted plants stay alive.
- Sleeping in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
- You have to pay your own credit card bill.

- Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
- "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
- "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.

- Jeans, flannels and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
- You stop confusing 401k plan with 10K run.

- You go to parties that police don't raid.
- You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down.

- You refer to college students as kids.
- You feed your dog science diet instead of taco bell.
- Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."

Q: When is a door sweet and tasty?
A: When it’s jammed!

Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
Class: The second one!

Shut the fudge up. You little astronaut. What the helicopter are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies.
That's how you cuss a kid out.

I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.

Swag is for boys.
Style is for men.
Class is for gentlemen.
But TRIX are for kids.

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm

Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back