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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Most babies born today are very young.
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They said the baby looked like me.
Until they turned him the right way up.
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Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
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Мразя да лъжа родителите си
I hate lying to my parents, but it is for their own good
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How do children in Baghdad do?
Bombastically.
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What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
When did you turn up?
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Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
Booger King!!!
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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a toe truck.
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When does a pedophile go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.
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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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How did the sand get wet?
The sea weed!
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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
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What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello, hello.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
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A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad:
"Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him:
"Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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