Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes

How do children in Baghdad do?
Bombastically.

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What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
When did you turn up?

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Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
Booger King!!!

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When does a pedophile go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.

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How did the sand get wet?
The sea weed!

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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.

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What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello, hello.

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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.

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