Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.

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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

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Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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What did the mama bear say to her cub?
"Don't go out in your bear feet!"

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.

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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.

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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.

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Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

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