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Първият мексиканец
Первая жертва корона вируса в Мексике
First Mexican victim of Corona Virus
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Госпожице искате ли малко вино?
Може ли да те почерпя едно питие?
Проблеми со нозете
La joven que no le sienta bien el alcohol
- Princesa
cвидание
Alkohol ist schlecht
La ristorante
- A senhorita aceita um uísque?
Hört i baren: - Får jag bjuda damen på en whisky? - Tack men jag avstår
Kluk: "Chceš se něčeho napít?" Holka: "Raději ne
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
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Получих СМС от бившата с текст: "БИХ ИСКАЛА ДА СИ ТУК"...
I was walking through the cemetery the other day when a thought crossed my mind.
Моя бывшая жена только что снова написала мне: «Хочу
My ex texted me, “Wish you were here.”
She does that every time she walks through a cemetery.
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Скъпи
- Скъпи
Грижи и проблеми
Girl: When we get married
- Querido
- Дорогой
Bir gün iki sevgili konuşuyormuş: Kız:hayatım evlendiğimizde sıkıntılarını ve dertlerini benimle paylaşmalısın. Oğlan:ama canım benim en ufak bir derdim ya da sıkıntım yokki. Kız:aşkım daha...
- Любий
Girl to fiancé: "When we’re married I want to share all your troubles and worries."
Fiancé: ‘But I don’t have any troubles and worries.’
Girl: ‘I know, but we’re not married yet.’
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Сине
Vater zum Sohn: "Kind
Der Vater sagt zum Sohn: Sohn
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”.
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
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Най-добрият начин да запомниш рожденият ден на жена си е да го забравиш веднъж
Роденден
Pensamientos sobre el matrimonio Había una vez un hombre que dijo: "Yo no sabía lo que era la verdadera felicidad hasta que me casé
Лучший способ запомнить день рождения своей жены - это один раз забыть его...
Συμβουλή...
Fødselsdag Hvad er den bedste måde til at huske din kones fødselsdag? – Prøv at glemme den en gang
Hvad er den absolut bedste måde
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Mary to Jill: ‘My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having two girls at once.
Jill: ‘Most men do. What did you tell him?’
Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’
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This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs and she said "Press One please?"
So I did... I don't remember much after that.
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Шофоьор на камион карал по магистралата Париж-Лион.
Спротивен правец
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.
Había un señor que iba conduciendo
El conductor borracho en dirección contraria
Va un gallego conduciendo por Londres y pone la radio
- Алло
Eine Blondine fährt auf der Autobahn und hört Radio. Der Sprecher gibt eine Eilmeldung durch:
Geisterfahrer zwischen München und Salzburg
Ein Autofahrer hört ausm Radio: "Ein Geisterfahrer auf der A7!" Sagt der Fahrer: "Was? Einer? Hundert!"
C'est une blonde qui se promène en auto. à la radio
Un belge est en train de rouler sur l'autoroute tout en écoutant la radio: " ... ATTENTION
Deux blondes sont en voiture. En consultant l'info trafic sur son téléphone
Παρανοϊκός
O πόντιος στο Λονδίνο
Temel bir gün e-5 karayoluna ters yönden girmiş. Bunu fark eden trafik polisleri yol üzerinde seyreden araçları uyarmak için telsizden "e-5 te bir araç ters yönde seyretmektedir." diye anons...
En norsk kör på tyska autobahn med hög hastighet. Rätt som det är varnar man på bilradion för en galning
Tor Arne åkte på en svensk motorväg när han hörde ett meddelande på bilradion: - Det är en galning som kör åt fel håll på motorvägen. - En???? Det är ju hundratals...
En mann satt bilen sin på veg til Oslo. Han skrudde på radioen
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone.
"Honey", she says in a worried voice, "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".
"It's worse than that", he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"
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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F!
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Когато една жена пита:
Когда женщина говорит:
When a woman says 'What'?
It is not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you the chance to change what you said
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Жената има последната дума във всеки спор.
В спора последната дума има жената.
Kvinnan får alltid sista ordet. Vad än mannen säger efter detta innebär att han startar ett nytt gräl.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Тате
Между баща и син:
- Е
- Ти
От коли одружишся
Dwóch kumpli przy piwie: - Podobno niedawno się ożeniłeś? - Tak. - Nooo
Jeg visste ikke hva ekte glede var før jeg ble gift. Da var det for sent.
- Nu am aflat ce e adevărata fericire decît după ce m-am însurat... Dar era deja prea tîrziu!
I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.
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Жена ми помоли да и дам гланца за устни. По погрешка и дадох лепило.
The other day
Zwei Freunden treffen sich in der Kneipe. Sagt der eine: "Du
Meine Frau hat mich gebeten
Жінка попросила передати їй тюбик із помадою
Żona prosiła mnie
Onlangs vroeg mijn vrouw me om haar lippenstift door te geven
Forleden ba min kone meg om å gi henne leppestiften hennes
I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick...
She's still not talking to me ...
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Татко
Син пита баща си:
Син пита баща си:
Young Son: Is it true
Little Johnny: Dad
El hijo le pregunta al padre:
- Папа
Sohn: "Stimmt es
- C'est vrai papa
Συμβαίνει παντού
— Тату
O filho curioso pergunta para o pai: — É verdade que em algumas partes da África o homem não conhece sua esposa até casar com ela? O pai responde cabisbaixo: — Aqui também é assim!
Syn pyta ojca: - Czy to prawda
– Är det sant
- är det verkligen sant pappa att i vissa länder så känner inte mannen sin fru när de gifter sig? - Nej min son! Inte i vissa länder utan i alla länder!
Een man en zijn zoontje lopen over straat. Vraagt het jongetje aan zijn vader “Papa
A little boy says:
‘Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’
‘Son,’ says the dad. ‘That happens everywhere.’
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Repülőjegyet vásárol egy utas: - Szeretnék New Yorkba repülni
A passenger piled his luggage on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent:
"I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the large bag sent to Denver and the two small ones to Cincinnati."
"I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent.
"That's good to hear because that's where they ended up the last time I flew this route."
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Един дядо си спомня добрите стари времена:
An elderly man remembers the good old days:
“When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras."
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Обаждане в КАТ:
- Ало
C'est une blonde qui vient d'écraser un poulet. Elle se rend à la ferme la plus proche et dit au fermier : Je viens d'écraser un poulet
- Alio. Policija? Aš porą žąsinų numušiau
Zvans ceļu policijā: - Labdien
A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
"I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive."
"Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it."
About 20mins later he gets another call..."
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
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Днес шефът така дълго вика по мен
Шеф меня так долго ругал сегодня
Today my boss shouted at me for so long that in the end I replied unintentionally:
Yes, honey!
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