A German tourist arrives at a French airport.

Immigration officer asks him:
"Occupation?"
The German:
"No, no, just visit.

My boss bought a new sports car and parked it on his space while I was walking by him.

I congratulated him to his newest purchase. He said:
"Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals, do overtime and work with determination, I will be able to buy an even better one next year."

- Give me your money!

- You know i'm a politician, right?
- Then give me my money!

Momster (n):

What happens to mom, after she counts to three...