"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Deport him and you never have to feed him again. Amen."
Donald Trump 20:1-7
My boss bought a new sports car and parked it on his space while I was walking by him.
I congratulated him to his newest purchase. He said:
"Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals, do overtime and work with determination, I will be able to buy an even better one next year."
Interviewer: - Your name?
Saudi: Ahmed.
Interviewer: Sex?
Saudi: 8 times a week.
Interviewer: Sorry, i meant male or female..
Saudi: Males, females, shemales, and sometimes even camels.
Interviewer: Holy cow!
Saudi: Yea, cows and goats, too.
Interviewer: Gosh, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse style, dog style, any style!
Interviewer: Oh, dear!
Saudi: Nah, no deer, they run too fast!
Hi! I've got 2 tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but forgot that it's on the same day as my wedding so I can't go.
If you are interested and want to go instead of me ...
... It's at St. Nicholas' Church, Brighton and she's called Jane.