Blonde Jokes

A "blondie" named Nina is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with Regis Philbin...
Regis:
"Nina, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left... Phone a friend. The next question is worth one million dollars if you get it right. If you get it wrong you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Nina:
"Yes."
Regis:
"Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it... A.-Robin B.-Sparrow C.-Cuckoo D.-Thrush."
Nina:
" I think I know who it... But I'm not 100%. I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call my sister, Carol."
Carol (a newly turned blonde) answers the phone:
"Hello..."
Regis:
"Hello Carol, its Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire - I have your Sister Nina here who needs your help to answer the one million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Nina's ..."
Nina:
"Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it: A.-Robin B.-Sparrow C.-Cuckoo or D.- Thrush"
Carol:
"Oh geez, Nin. That's simple... It's a Cuckoo."
Nina:
"Are you sure? Are you REALLY sure?"
Carol:
"I'm sure."
Nina:
"HOW sure are you?"
Carol:
"So sure that I am getting ready to pop open a bottle of champagne and reserve the airline ticket that you are going to buy me to come up and celebrate."
Regis:
"Nina, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the million?"
Nina:
"I want to play! Carol is very dramatic and likes attention, but she HATES to be wrong! I'll go with C-Cuckoo."
Regis:
"Are you confident?"
Nina:
"Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Regis:
"So C is that your final answer?"
Nina:
"Yes."
Regis:
"You said C-Cuckoo... And you're right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
To celebrate, Nina flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Nina looks at Carol and asks her,"Tell me, how did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
Carol:
"Nina, it was easy.... Everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
How do you drown a blonde? Put a 'scratch and sniff' sticker at the bottom of the pool. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Why don't blondes like making Raro juice from sachets? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the packet. Did you bear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre? They went to see 'Closed for Winter'. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.' Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out all over the monitor. Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home.