Dirty jokes

What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much?
Vagisdear Disputin

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What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
Her clit

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The story of 20 toes told in 20 minutes

The story of 20 toes told in 20 minutes

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How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
Fuck if I know

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When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
When her mustache is on fire.

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How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.

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How do you circumcise a whale?
With four skin-divers.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.

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When does a cub become a boy scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.

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