Dirty jokes

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Dirty jokes

What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.

As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.

Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Her lipstick.

What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!

There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says,
"In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies,
"In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"

What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.

Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.

Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.

A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse.
The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast.
The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”

Why did the lumber truck stop?
To let the lumber jack off.

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