След разпадането на СССР в Америка рязко се понижило количеството на враговете. La Marine américaine avait un excédent d’hommes et a offert un programme d’incitation à la retraite. Поради излишък на моряци The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. Трем пентагоновским генералам начисляют пенсию. A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured. First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger. So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730 Im Senat der Vereinigten Staaten wurde darüber diskutiert Der amerikanische Verteidigungsminister beschließt Het Pentagon vond dat het te veel generaals in dienst had en besliste er een paar met vervroegd pensioen te sturen. Ze beloofden elke generaal die pensioneerde een volledig jaarinkomen en alle... O Pentágono descobre que está com muitos generais e bola um programa de aposentadoria voluntária. Como incentivo USA’s flotta insåg att man hade för många officerare och beslöt sig för att locka med en avgångsbonus på $1000 för varje tum som man kunde mäta i en rät linje mellan två olika kroppsdelar.... Hæren har for nylig fundet ud af Pentagonissa havaittiin Drie Amerikaanse leger generaals gaan tegelijkertijd met pensioen A Pentagon elhatározza Resursele umane de la Pentagon descopera ca in ultima vreme aveau cam multi generali. Se hotaraste ca acelora care vor sa se pensioneze sa li se acorde pensionare anticipata cu toate facilitatile Tous sont des hommes âgés et grisonnants qui ont vu leur juste part de guerre Vláda se rozhodla Az USA hadserege nyugdíjba vonulása alkalmából három tábornokot kíván megjutalmazni. Arra kérik őket Cierto día el Pentágono decide jubilar a tres generales que ya estaban bien entrados en anos proponiéndoles como contrapartida 100 V Rusku propouštějí do civilu staré vojáky. Výšku odstupného jim vypočítají tak
The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them.
They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body - to be measured however they chose.
The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000.
Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000. The two generals were very happy with their earnings.
Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his d**k to the tip of his ваlls. The man said,
''Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?'' The general said no.
''Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?''
The general said,
''Just do it!''
The man dropped the general's pants and measured his d**k. When he went for the general's ваlls, they weren't there. The man said,
''Sir, where are your ваlls.''
The general said,
''I left them back in Vietnam.''
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След разпадането на СССР в Америка рязко се понижило количеството на враговете. La Marine américaine avait un excédent d’hommes et a offert un programme d’incitation à la retraite. Поради излишък на моряци The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. Трем пентагоновским генералам начисляют пенсию. A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured. First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger. So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730 Im Senat der Vereinigten Staaten wurde darüber diskutiert Der amerikanische Verteidigungsminister beschließt Het Pentagon vond dat het te veel generaals in dienst had en besliste er een paar met vervroegd pensioen te sturen. Ze beloofden elke generaal die pensioneerde een volledig jaarinkomen en alle... O Pentágono descobre que está com muitos generais e bola um programa de aposentadoria voluntária. Como incentivo USA’s flotta insåg att man hade för många officerare och beslöt sig för att locka med en avgångsbonus på $1000 för varje tum som man kunde mäta i en rät linje mellan två olika kroppsdelar.... Hæren har for nylig fundet ud af Pentagonissa havaittiin Drie Amerikaanse leger generaals gaan tegelijkertijd met pensioen A Pentagon elhatározza Resursele umane de la Pentagon descopera ca in ultima vreme aveau cam multi generali. Se hotaraste ca acelora care vor sa se pensioneze sa li se acorde pensionare anticipata cu toate facilitatile Tous sont des hommes âgés et grisonnants qui ont vu leur juste part de guerre Vláda se rozhodla Az USA hadserege nyugdíjba vonulása alkalmából három tábornokot kíván megjutalmazni. Arra kérik őket Cierto día el Pentágono decide jubilar a tres generales que ya estaban bien entrados en anos proponiéndoles como contrapartida 100 V Rusku propouštějí do civilu staré vojáky. Výšku odstupného jim vypočítají tak